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        sodamnrelatable:

        my mum told me to write this girl an apology letter but instead i just printed this picture out and gave it to her

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          robertoluongo:

          in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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              Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently

              Trees talk to each other at night.
              All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
              Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
              Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
              If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
              The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
              Everyone knows at least one secret language.
              When nobody is looking, I can fly.
              We are all held together by invisible threads.
              Books get lonely too.
              Sadness can be eaten.
              I will always be there.
              Raul Gutierrez, “Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” (via words-in-lines)
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                    whats-your-dad-like:

                    Just gettin ready for Valentine’s day.

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